Recently, I was riding in my car and fiddling with an electronic device capable of translating waves of electromagnetic radiation into audible sounds. The existence of this device, heretofore referred to as a “radio,” is discovery enough. But that’s for another post. The discovery I made came when I listened to some of those radio waves and was posed a question by someone communicating over this radio:
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that means [indecipherable, possibly a bastardization of "man"]?
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that mean [sic, should be "means"]?
At that time, I could not answer the question. The communicator, who was later revealed to be a person who calls himself “Webbie”, offered some further clues:
She got her own house,
she got her own car,
two jobs, work hard, you a bad broad.
I would like to announce today that, despite the many challenges posed to me (in the form of improper use of grammar), I have cracked the code.
“I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T” means “independent,” which (according to Merriam-Webster) means “not dependent.”
I’ll take whatever awards you’re handing out.

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