Check out this story, about a man who wants his ex-wife to give back the kidney he donated to her as a part of the divorce proceedings:

A US man divorcing his wife is demanding that she return the kidney he donated to her or pay him $1.5m (£1m) in compensation.

Dr Richard Batista told reporters that he decided to go public because he was frustrated at the slow pace of divorce negotiations with his estranged wife.

He said he had not only given his heart to his wife, Dawnell, but donated his kidney to save her life.

[Emphasis theirs]. You should go to that website and check out the wedding pic, too, it’s like a fucking Hall & Oates album cover or something.

Seriously, if people think gay people are threatening marriage, they’re overlooking divorce.

A kidney?