The Gayly News

OK, you got me. There ARE queers in Alabama (my home state..and where I live now) and they have a film festival!. Included in the films are a documentary on Alabama’s first openly gay lesislator, Patricia Todd and on Alabama native and war-foe and super hot, hot hottie Jeff Key
From the Birmingham SHOUT website

Birmingham Shout will celebrate the growing gay and lesbian communities in the Magic City, as well as the increasing demand for alternative / independent films in the Greater Birmingham area. The three-day film festival will showcase features, documentaries and short films by new and established artists and offer attendees the opportunity to view topics of interest to the GLBT communities, as well as to interact with filmmakers and documentary subjects in attendance.

So if you live in Alabama, or hell, in a neighboring state, drive on over to Birmingham to check out the SHOUT film festival. It’ll be a blast. You’ll at least see your share of shirtless men (and maybe even some shirtless ladies) on screen.

At a press conference earlier today President Bush announced a slight reversal in his administration’s stance on Gay Marriage: Hot lesbians should be allowed to marry. “As part of my campaign for compassionate conservatism, I believe that the United States should allow hot lesbians to marry one another” President Bush said, “but not two guys, thats still too gay”.
The president also announced plans for the new “Hot Lesbian Approval Department” which will oversee all hot lesbian marriages.

Jesus Christ held a press conference today to denounce recent actions by a select few of his followers who have opposed Equality for LGBT people. “Look, I just came down to hang out, have a glass of wine and be groovy” Said the diety “but ya’ll got to be trippin! If the dudes wanna love the dudes, or the ladies wanna love the ladies, its cool!”
The Lord and Savior also went on to criticize both political parties for claiming to represent his agenda on Capitol Hill. “Truth is, I voted for Nader” He said. Jesus asked that his “hatin” followers “chill out, have a glass of wine, or even a cocktail and stop with all this hatin. I mean damn.”
Conservative religious leaders were quick to respond to the Son of God. Rev. James Dobson of conservative organization “Focus on the Family” called Jesus an “Unamerican Hippie Liberal” who only wanted to trounce on religious liberty. “I’m really starting to think i like his Dad better than him. I mean his dad carved rules in stone, parted seas and flooded the earth! What’s Jesus ever done? Got drunk at a wedding and told everyone to love each other? come on!” God could not be reached for comment.